I can’t find my ds charger and all I want is to play video games because I applied for school today and that mess was stress-fuckin-ful

this is turning into a crisis

this. this picture is best captures my nail polish. it’s all sparkles, multi hex, micro holographic, those weird opalescent ones, all over an #Essie nude. #frankenpolish

thanks, #jonessoda you always pull me through. #handmodel #blackcat #tattoo

me and Amy group raising children

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pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

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he was startled by the shutter click on my phone #ferret #nabootheenigma

my package is traveling through time and space ✨🚀✨ #usps

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ameliabutter:

DRESS FOR SUCCESS, ROWDY.

fancybidet:

CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT THESE DOGS FOR A MINUTE THEY ARE FUCKING ADORABLE AND 12 YEARS OLD AND NEED TO HAVE THEIR FACES BATHED DAILY AND THEIR FUCKING NAMES ARE MOP AND BUCKET.

that clearly says mop and duster

slightly less cute

spookypuke:

yes daddy

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Amy Poehler attends the 38th Annual Gracie Awards Gala at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on May 21, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California.

yesyesyesyesyesyesyes

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