March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum buys an IKEA bookshelf and it’s missing three of the wooden pegs and a screw lock.
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I hope Rick Santorum eats the bogie flavored Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean thinking it’s pear flavored.
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I hope Rick Santorum likes the cold side of the pillow, but sleeps with his arm underneath so even when he flips it, it’s still warm.
fionafix-it:
I hope Rick Santorum gets a really cute pair of tights and gets a massive run in them the first night he wears them out.
deathbeforedigital:
i hope Rick Santorum has a dying tastebud at the tip of his tongue and he can’t stop messing with it.
ratbrat:
treebeardoffangorn:
becauseproperteaistheft:
I hope Rick Santorum always picks the slowest checkout line.
Then tries to move to a faster one and it slows down again.
So he goes to the self checkout line but then the machine freezes halfway through his checkout
“I didn’t know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if anybody spoke to me or...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via bookmania)
February 2012
The Truth Behind The Cancellation of Invader Zim →
sadistinwonderland:
inkandscales:
shamelesslyplugging:
chenisthebestkitty:
rockpapertheodore:
vastderp:
I always wondered.
oh my god how can one man be so gloriously amazing.
This nonchalant, elegant, bizarre style of writing…
God I want this man’s babies.
wat
My god that’s beautiful
Oh my fuck.
Watchjewnicorn666:
cat-pajamas:
werewolfspam:
ilymorgannn:
glamydia:
oh my god
OMFG
HOLLY FUCK, WHAT IDIOTS. Why did she slam her head so hard? “Happy birthday I got you a concussion!”
HOLY SHIT!!! WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING?! Is she dead?? WTF?! If I were her I would never talk to that girl again. Insane.
Looks like that cake was…
Death by Chocolate
sorry that was really bad
i seriously regret not buying the spirited away/my neighbor totoro/howl’s moving castle graphic novels
does anyone want to see my main street electrical parade pictures
cassettetapesandstars asked: no question, but hell yeah Dr. Steve Brule!
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on our last day at disney world, i was sitting on main street during the celebrate a dream come true parade, and ariel went by, and she kept motioning to her hair, and making scissors with her fingers, like “we have the same hair! you cut my hair, but on your head!” and then tiana went by and was motioning to her hair and mouthing “i like your hair!” it was like i was the...
