computers is straight from hell

rawmeatbetweenmyteeth:

The earliest known examples of tattoos were the Egyptians, having being present on numerous female mummies that date as far back as 2000 B.C. It was only until “Iceman”, a frozen body found at the Italian-Austrian border in 1991, was discovered with patterns adorned across various parts of his body that presented evidence of tattoos existing much earlier. Scientists have carbon dated “Iceman” to around 5,200 years old.

The earliest known examples of tattoos were the Egyptians, having being present on numerous female mummies that date as far back as 2000 B.C. It was only until “Iceman”, a frozen body found at the Italian-Austrian border in 1991, was discovered with patterns adorned across various parts of his body that presented evidence of tattoos existing much earlier. Scientists have carbon dated “Iceman” to around 5,200 years old.

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nobunnyluvsyou:

2 qt

not for $50 a pop i’ll just ride around with a houseplant in the basket

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my cat is obsessed with sniffing the inside of my mouth

bitches love dat sparkly crest

realfun-funeral:

I pity da fool who don’t eat my cereal

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me

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there’s a cop at the bottom of my driveway trying to catch the stupid fucker who thinks 2am is the ideal time to do 85 down my street

I hate cops slightly less when they do shit that actually isn’t detrimental to my life (now I can go for nightly walks without being swerved at or having things thrown at me)

and he just caught someone. not bike fucker, but someone.