fat cat/bossy brat

I can’t fucking win with this bitch. I said “Depo.” (at Echo Base)

I can’t fucking win with this bitch. I said “Depo.” (at Echo Base)

Hey Hey! Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky! #lego #minifig #thesimpsons

Hey Hey! Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky! #lego #minifig #thesimpsons

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

(via sixinchmessofweb)

(Source: khaleesjorah, via misskrau)

— Anne Lamott (via parlouz)

(Source: jerfreyy, via misskrau)


badbitchgoodintentions:

shantrozay:
twitter.com/xyyxo

badbitchgoodintentions:

shantrozay:

twitter.com/xyyxo

(Source: vogue-pussyxo, via misskrau)

dogfacedgirl:

Cold at work.  #brightsidegallery

I wanna kiss this face so bad so bad

dogfacedgirl:

Cold at work. #brightsidegallery

I wanna kiss this face so bad


so bad

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via feministsbakecupcakestoo)

me and Siri have a strange relationship

me and Siri have a strange relationship

gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x


STOP

lil dingussss

gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP

lil dingussss

(via disgustinghuman)

sixinchmessofweb:

senjju:

dirtyorange:

senjju:

i cannot believe there are actual living people in this world that claim they want cancer so they can have a “cute relationship” like tfios are you fucking kidding????? whats next? #cancer privilege???

It’s not disgusting. There are people so depressed right now that they would rather have a happy short ending with cancer than a long life of loneliness. Stop being an asshole, you can’t understand this level of depression.

image

Ew I hate people

I know someone who did this to manipulate the relationship and they will have a place in hell where they constantly have to hear the “I’m Blue” song forever and ever amen

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via neon-casket)

(Source: ofmiceandcheeze, via cockroachcafe)

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via norma--bates)

— (via kn0wyourpassions)

(Source: stayy-for-tonight, via princess-pepperoni)


themed by coryjohnny for tumblr